imagine walking into class late one day and your blog is up on the projector
i felt physical pain after reading this
- someone: what are your plans for the weekend
- me: who knows
- me: (i know)
- me: (i'm not leaving the house)
in 7th grade i went to the see a movie with a boy and in the middle of it he was like “do you wanna kiss” and i was like “excuse me” and he pulled a bag of hershey’s kisses out of his coat
DO YOU REALIZE WHAT A GOOD BACKUP PLAN THAT IS
Do you ever go on YouTube thinking you’ll just be on to watch a quick music video then later you find yourself watching a tutorial on how to walk a mother fucking giraffe.
My little sister is getting made fun of at school because she’s adopted.
This is what she responded with “Well, my parents chose me. Your parents are stuck with you.”
This is tooooo good.
“I’m gonna fuck you in the asss”
I swear like 85% of all popular text posts are made by the same 5 people.
Actually I’ve never had a popular text post but it’s good to know you enjoy my blog
Best use of that gif i have ever seen.
if 50 thousand people reblog this i will do my homework
you better get started
you piece of crap
which one of you changed crap to crap